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Failure to plan is planning to fail! 

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

plan for the plan 

business jargon that represents the fact that no one knows what the fuck they are doing
We can't commit to that yet, we need to develop a plan for the plan first.
plan for the plan by FlatGreenBall February 26, 2021

I have a plan 

Something one says when they have a plan to become mango harvesters in Tahiti.
Guy 1 : I have a plan.
Guy 2 : where have I heard that before?
Guy 1 : all we need is money, and we’ll be harvesting mangos in Tahiti.

Dream plan 

A compound word that describes a future journey that recognises the similarities between dreaming and planning to achieve a mutually desired outcome.

It is a cognitive approach whereby two different people can visualise a fixed point in the future, but also remain playful with it to establish a route to achieving their objective.

When the concepts of dreaming and planning come together, the resulting dream plan is formed.
Whereas Susie prefers to establish a fixed plan as to how she will eventually meet Stuart, he endeavours to make his dreams of meeting Susie come true. Together they dream planned their future that was their destiny.
Dutch needs 1 more score for his plan to work you just need more faith

The Swiss Cheese Plan 

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”
“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”
The Swiss Cheese Plan by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021