A Zeus-like being and a gift
from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a
sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.
Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by
People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.
To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"
Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"
Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this
generation."
