A classy lady caught in the act of washing her vagina in a mud puddle between clients while hooking. Often the "puddlewasher" is homeless, strung-out and wearing a skirt.

Brandon - Dude! Did you just see that?!
Dennis - See what?
Brandon - I think that hooker was just washing her vag in a mud puddle!
Dennis - A puddlewasher?

Brandon - That's fucked up. Let's get some lunch. I'm starving.

Puddlewasher by Bbrttown February 4, 2010

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Piddledwarf

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

Piddledwarf by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019

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Piddleation

When you pee your pants a little. Not a full blown urination. But not so little that it its only a piddle.

She laughed so hard she peed her pants but only a piddleation.

Piddleation by jakeeh9 November 23, 2011

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piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

piddlebog by IronBlade October 22, 2016

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