Phucken

See Pandemicia Web Phourms.

Shit! I broke the phucken komputer again!

Phucken by Deathboy Chowderhead February 9, 2003

Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!

"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

Crazy Phuckers by Otts July 11, 2009

phucking 

the act of machine intercourse,
to have machine intercourse

She is phucking her cell phone.

phucking by 3.14thagoras August 4, 2008

Phucket

A misspelled word for a city in Thailand.

If you smart, you will know that the city's name is Phuket not Phucket.

Phucket by DarkFenX January 28, 2005

PHSSL phucked

PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.

"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."

"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"

PHSSL phucked by MaggieQuigs March 28, 2009

Phuckery 

when everything that can go wrong does go wrong while a person is in the process of /attempting to carry out everyday activities...

i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door

Phuckery by Giasweetinnocence December 2, 2010

phucker 

Proper swearing on forms without the four letter word.

That phucker is blocking the passing lane.
You’re phucking banned!
Get the phuck outta here!
Read the phucking sign!
Mind the gap phucker!

phucker by ohshet April 26, 2006