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To be Petco'd one must play for the San Diego Padres or are playing against them at Petco Park. The dimensions are so vast, it can sometimes be compared to playing in the Grand Canyon. Anything hit deep into the outfield promptly dies in the air and ends up being a harmless flyout.
With bases loaded, Ryan Ludwick connects on a 2-1 fastball. That ball is deep into right-center.. Back back going to the wall! The CF makes the catch for the final out game over. Ryan once again was Petco'd...
Petco'd by joosef July 16, 2011

Pedro Dip 

When you open a new tin of chew, and you look inside and see it's not completely filled up, the empty space is where the Mexican worker at the factory took a dip.
"I just got a new tin of cope, Pedro took a fuckin hammer this time, look at the size of that Pedro Dip!"
Pedro Dip by Goosenhagen May 4, 2010

human petri dish 

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.
Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.
human petri dish by kajoe October 18, 2008

Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!
Petri Douche by wrangerti December 4, 2013

Pedro Diaz 

One of the best boyfriends in the whole entire world loyal awesome friendly nice hot cute amazing athletic angel fast
Pedro Diaz is the best boyfriend in the world.
Pedro Diaz by julesa_1 ur mom October 5, 2019

Soggy Petri Dish 

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.
Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.
Soggy Petri Dish by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010