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One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.
Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "
Pedronism by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

peperoni nips 

Nipples that are the size of a slice if peperoni. Typically found on women, but occasionally on men.
"Damn Leroy, that bitch has peperoni nips!!!"
peperoni nips by hudlei August 17, 2008

Peeronis 

pee-roh-nis Peeronis is a disease of the lower area (i.e. the male genitailia), this is where you have a bending look of this area. The side effects are : bent, crooked, sideways, lopsided, or arched structure.
"I think I want John "
"No you wouldn't, I've seen what's down there... I'm afraid he has peeronis"
Peeronis by Peeronis November 4, 2016

peperoni tits

A man or woman with tits the size of peperoni or larger.
Whoa! She has peperoni tits!
peperoni tits by jjccc14 June 20, 2007

Peteroni 

A great white basketball player, often the long version of Pete or Peter. Famous for shooting three-pointers. Originated in late 2010 in Avon Ohio, but now world-famous.
Guy #1: Dang, did you see Peteroni swish that three?
Guy #2: Who didn't? It's been all over ESPN!
Peteroni by Peteroni April 18, 2013