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Owen Wilson 

A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!
“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.
Owen Wilson by Tomola December 5, 2018

owen wilson 

the wilson brother who starred in movies such as 'Wedding Crashers' and 'Meet the Parents.'

the actor with the screwed up nose whose brother is Luke Wilson
owen wilson by Misquez January 4, 2006

owen wilson 

The funnier, more broad ranging Wilson brother. Makes alot of movies with Ben Stiller; often co-writes, and acts in movies directed by Wes Anderson. See Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, and his nose.
Owen Wilson was good, but not nearly as good as Bill Murray in "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou"; but wow has Bill aged.
owen wilson by DukeNukem 6971 February 4, 2006

Owen Wilson 

The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.

This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
Owen Wilson by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Owen wilson 

Luke: My brother was unsuccessful for a third time commit suicide.
Vince:So he pulled an Owen Wilson
Owen wilson by Paranoid 4ever October 2, 2007

Owen Wilson Nose 

A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
Owen Wilson Nose by David452 June 15, 2008