Option E

To kill yourself. To commite suicide. To pick the last choice available to you. Scantrons, which are bubble sheets used for tests and exams, come with five options. Option E is usually reserved as being the last possible answer to a problem.

My girlfriend dumped me, I've got no money, my dog died, and the world sucks. Fuck it, there's always Option E.

by TheRon and Virage December 9, 2008

Option E

The action of eating double cheeseburgers from BurgerKing and McDonalds, while simultaneously drinking vodka, smoking pot, and frolfing

"You get the weed, Ill get the burgers, and we'll meet at the frolf course for some option E."

by lemur506 March 26, 2010

Option E

All of the above. The umbrella option in a multiple choice test.

"Hey man, what did you want to do tonight, watch the game, go to the bar or get some food?"
"Option E, let's hit up Buffalo Wild Wings!"

by Doggfite May 22, 2017

option explicit

The development crutch. Downfall of computer programming as we know it.

"You didnt use Option Explicit did you?" said the dildo as he was being all stroky.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

End of the world option

A person you have no interest in and would only consider being intimate with if it was the end of the world and there was no one else left.

Oh hellllll no, there’s no way I’d smash Taylor unless the world was ending. She’s an end of the world option for damnnnnn sure.

by Kendy3000 June 28, 2020

exercise the option

exercise the option: definition when someone has several sexual options available to them...example: if a girl has lots of guys calling all the time, or vice versa and the person decides to go ahead and have sex with one of the people she/he is said to have "exercised the option"

Keisha has so many options cuz guys call her all the time to hang, and she decided to exercise the option last night when she slept with Kevin.

by Doe and Done November 5, 2005

how is that even an option?

When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.

John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.

Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?

Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.

Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?

by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017