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Negrometer 

A tool used to measure the temperature of an african
Is he running a fever? Better use the Negrometer
Negrometer by GnarPuddle September 25, 2016

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.
nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

Negrosterone 

When a white man’s normal testosterone is largely influenced by his immersion into black culture such as stepping, attending historically black colleges, and wooing African Queens. Even he believes the development of his male secondary sexual characteristics (ie testicles and such) have been enlarged, and dance moves are on par with those of James Brown, Prince, Usher, and Ricky Martin.
Prince Harry spent so much time in Africa digging water wells and dancing among the native tribesmen that his Negrosterone quickly developed, thus, feeling confident enough to make Megan Markel his Princess. 6th in line to be Queen 👸🏾 .
Negrosterone by Rezo February 29, 2020

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs
good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

Necromemer 

An individual who, with forces unknown, resurrects a dead/ stale meme for the betterment of man kind.
Dat Boi is one sloooty necromemer.
Necromemer by Mr.Excadrill November 14, 2017

negroetry 

combination of negro and poetry; refers to musical genres most often performed by black people; black people music
Wow, turn off that negroetry and change it to rock 'n' roll!

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Man, I love this negroetry! How did the rapper think to rhyme "bitch bleed" with "ditch weed"?
negroetry by awen March 10, 2009