Mopoper 

One who masturbates on pictures of puppies.

That guy on the bus is such a mopoper!

Mopoper by Chancellor Furry McMittens June 27, 2016

ass mopper 

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

ass mopper by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. 

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

jizz mopper 

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

jizz mopper by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizz mopper 

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

jizz mopper by Anonymous August 1, 2003

gizz mopper 

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.

Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.

gizz mopper by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007

jiz mopper 

You know the guy who cleans up the "nudie booth" after the guy shoots a load. Used in the movie CLERKS.

I shot a load all over the glass of the nudie booth and the jiz mopper cleaned it up

jiz mopper by Rumpleganjskin January 9, 2005