Momday

A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.

George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"

Momday by terminal2 February 5, 2008

Momday

A Momday is an atrocious, awful, dreadful, lousy, rough, sad, garbage, disheveled, messy, made me wonder why I had kids, kind of a day.

I've had to microwave the same cup of coffee 9 times because one kid is covered in poop and the other is having a meltdown because her toy won't stand up by itself. Just another Momday.

Momday by GearedUpForMomdays May 19, 2019

Momday

Stupid fucks who wanted to search monday but got momday instead

You're such a momday

Momday by Kollaa September 11, 2020

diaz monday 

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Danny Monday

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.

'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'

Danny Monday by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012

Monday Dreamers 

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.

"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."

Monday Dreamers by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022