Mollywhopp 

Word used to describe someone getting the bejesus beat out of them.

Jeff Gordon got mollywhopped!

Mollywhopp by Mylong Wang March 19, 2004

Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.

I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.

Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.

Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"

GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

Mollywop

The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.

Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!

Mollywop by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022

Molleywhomped 

to hit somebody so hard simply saying rocked doesn't quite describe it

Jon: Oh my god did you see that hit?!

Brandon: Yeah dude he got molleywhomped

Molleywhomped by Brandon Hugenberg January 20, 2009

molliwhopped 

To ruin completely; to destroy; to render useless

That wide reciever got molliwhopped as soon as caught the ball.

molliwhopped by Soheil Saeed May 9, 2007

Molywhop 

When you slap someone as hard as you can, but your hand has to be cupped and your thumb pressed flush along your index finger. The point of impact should be along the muscle of your palm just below your thumb.

That bitch didn't have my money so i molywhoped his ass in the face.

Molywhop by Estevan May 17, 2006