Metroactive 

It is used to refer to places, goods or services commonly endorsed or frequented by metrosexual people. It is used to indicate that some thing or some place has a metrosexual appeal. Metroactive can refer to locations such as bars, clubs, SPAs, gyms, stores and alike or other goods and services such as radio stations, movies, cars, colors, etc.

That is a metroactive location. The XXX mall is metroactive. That restaurant is metroactive. Did you see XXXX movie? it was borderline metroactive. That is a metroactive recipe. I like that tie, it is very metroactive.

Metroactive by Hector Vilanova October 11, 2005

retroactive jealousy 

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

retroactive jealousy by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019

retroactive abortion 

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

retroactive abortion by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

retroactive love 

falling in love after the relationship has ended

Mikey: Man, why don't you just get over her. It's been 3 weeks since you broke up and you barely seemed to like her.
Ezekiel: Not sure, Mike. It must be retroactive love.

retroactive love by antonius January 15, 2004

retroactively-awkward photo op 

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.

"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."

retroactively-awkward photo op by ShawnCP November 3, 2009

retroactive abortion 

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.

Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.

retroactive abortion by britchick March 4, 2004

Retroactive Threat 

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

Retroactive Threat by thegranitehills September 5, 2010