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Metawhorephosis 

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!
Metawhorephosis by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009
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Metawhorephosis 

The process by which a nice young woman, for any reason, becomes a complete whore.
Jane used to be such a sweet girl. You know, before the metawhorephosis. whore metamorphosis
Metawhorephosis by tjyjr August 23, 2011

Kafkaesque metawhorephosis 

When you feel like a fucking praying mantis or grey alien because you transformed into jerking champion after seeing too much existential crisis to cope you transform into a whore you need dat cat eraday or you cannot function to compensate.
After seeing too many war stories I had a kafkaesque metawhorephosis that made me jork it eraday.

metaphorphosis

transition process of relating two things that normally do not belong together
My garbage had taken it's metaphorphosis into gourmet dinner in which the raccoons fed upon.

metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.
The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.
metaphorphosis by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026