Mearph

A game;the action of placing your lead hand, with the thumb folded in, against the same-side arm of another person and drawing toward yourself and exclaiming the world "mearph".

A person cannot be mearphed twice in the same twenty-four hours and a person cannot mearph the person who has mearphed them in the same twenty-four hour period. The person with the most mearphs for a twenty-four hour period wins and is the mearph champion for the day.

Scotty mearphed me last night. I am going to mearph Jorge today.

Mearph by Ash Davidson October 24, 2007

Merph 

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

Merph by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016

Mearshlap 

To be completed dominated (i.e. owned) in a debate or cold call in class by esteemed University of Chicago scholar John J. Mearsheimer.

Person A: John Mearsheimer's target is the optimistic view of geopolitics that grew up after the cold war's end in 1989. He demolishes all the main components of that happy vision."

Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?

Mearshlap by rexnom February 14, 2010

mbarphobia 

a dislike, hatred, or fear of mbars and their antics stemming from jealousy

i saw someone with mbarphobia and i got mad

mbarphobia by thechilldylan February 16, 2021

Mearth 

1.Getting fucked up on any drug allowing you to reach another state of consciousness (mearth)

2. Moon crashing into the Earth and forming Mearth.

3. Every picture ever drawn in history put together, an unfathomable being, much like god, transmearthformation

"We smoked an entire pound and took 5 hits of acid and I saw mearth"

"Do you want to go get mearthed"

"I am so mearthed"

Mearth by Gregorwulf December 28, 2007

Meatphobic 

people who hate others for eating animals

That Vegan Teacher is a Meatphobic because she forces her beliefs that anyone who eats animals are murderers down peoples throats

Meatphobic by UnwantedLion January 7, 2021

merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans

Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh

merphing by 13speakers October 18, 2009