Mcgrub 

Mcgrub is any food, snack, or drink from McDonalds. usually refers to food

Guy: Man, I'm hungry.
Chick: Let's go get some Mcgrub.

Mcgrub by littlemermaidrocks January 19, 2010

Father Jon McGruder 

Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.

Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"

Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"

Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."

Father Jon McGruder by thatoneguyfromdowntheway July 25, 2011

2 piece mcrubbit 

Similar to titty fucking but done on another mans ball sack.

Kirk oiled up Charles' balls and gave him a 2 piece mcrubbit.

2 piece mcrubbit by Funk Doctor Scott February 4, 2015

MacGruber 

Saturday Night Live parody of the 80s TV show MacGyver. Like with MacGyver, the title character in this sketch uses common household items to help get out of danger, usually an impending explosion. One difference is that MacGruber needs something fairly disgusting to help carry out the task (i.e. a dog turd or human pube).

MacGruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they're in explodes.

I'm not handing you that dog turd, MacGruber!

Okay, I'll get it myself.

ka-BLOOM!

MacGruber by The Producer February 1, 2007

hubbs mcgubbs 

my husband carlos aka los.

hubbs mcgubbs make me a samich.

hubbs mcgubbs by hubbsmcgubbs November 30, 2010

MacGruber'd 

MacGruber'd, commonly pronounced "Magruberd", adj: Based on the Saturday Night Live skit "MacGruber", this word describes a person in an impending state of doom or annihilation.

Alternate usage:
Dunzo MacGruber'd,adj:Describes a person in an excessive inebriated state, soon to be either passed out or sick to the point of vomiting.

Drunko MacGruber,Proper noun: Refers to a person in a highly intoxicated state.

-Made popular by students of Amherst College.

MacGruber'd:Playing a video game, "Dude, you are so MacGruber'd." This comment would be directed towards the person with clear imminent death.

Dunzo MacGruber'd: At a party,"Look how much that guy drank, he is dunzo MacGruber'd.

Seeing a drunk person approaching,"Hey drunko MacGruber, did you have enough to drink tonight?"(in a facetious tone)

MacGruber'd by Indianajeff13 November 7, 2009

McRub

When you rub one out in the McDonalds bathroom.

Dan was so excited about the McRib coming back that he had to get his McRub on!

McRub by Aut0 December 4, 2020