When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.

"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"

Martination by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008

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Martinated

The state of being insulted by someone named Martin

Ha! You just got martinated!

Martinated by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

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martinfail

What happens every time a gambler uses the Martingale betting system and loses all their money as a result.

Dude, did you see John's martinfail at the roulette last night? Now he has to become a male prostitute in order to afford his ticket back from Las Vegas

martinfail by EntropiaFox January 10, 2015

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Martination

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4

He walked on the dancefloor and proceeded to demonstrate a series of violent, awkward Martinations.

Martination by safetygooner July 20, 2022

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