martinfail

What happens every time a gambler uses the Martingale betting system and loses all their money as a result.

Dude, did you see John's martinfail at the roulette last night? Now he has to become a male prostitute in order to afford his ticket back from Las Vegas

by EntropiaFox January 10, 2015

Saint Martinville

A place back in Cajun Country. It is the birth place of Acadiana. Located between New Iberia and Lafayette. This place is the ultimate city in the south. If your ever around head on in we bound to have a party.

I went to Saint Martinville for some gumbo!!!

by LSU07 January 4, 2009

Martindale

sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.

Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.

by Mr. Smith92 December 24, 2010

Martinaitis

a terrible laughing disease you catch from being around the funnest girl ever

You probably just have Martinaitis again. Start hanging around your lame friends and the disease will fade

by Sabah December 2, 2003

martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.

Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one

by blackice03 April 28, 2006

Martinsville

Used to be the tire and sweatshirt capital of the world, is now the unemployed redneck capital of the world.

Let's go hunt for mullets in Martinsville!

by Pretentious Friend May 15, 2005

Martindaled

When a close friend moves in on a buddies girl to have sexual intercoarse with her for his own personal gain, most men or women that 'martindale' are unemployed and spend most of there time in there parents basement lifting weights and webcamming to girls overseas with the webcam on zoom

Alex- "man i can't believe that darryl moved in on my girl after i just broke up with her, i thought we were tight"

Kyle- "Ya dude, he totally martindaled your ass"

by martindaler October 15, 2009