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A manute is a unit of time, often found in the injury time of Manchester United games. A manute can vary in length, usually depending on how long it takes the team to score a winning goal.
Man 1: 'The amount of injury time in that game was ridiculous.'

Man 2: 'What do you mean? The full three manutes were played.'
Manute by Steve Mi August 23, 2011
"Man-oote" :

What to call a guy if he is macho but still cute.
The manly version of cute.
Girl - "oh my gosh he is so manute!

Another girl - "he is one of the guys but he does really manute things when we're alone."
manute by compuglobalhypermeganet February 9, 2015

Manute Bol 

v. To cockblock someone. This technique is commonly employed by males and females alike, and victims tend to more often be friends than enemies of whoever is Manute Bol for the night. Technique varies widely, as do motives, though Manuting most commonly occurs out of competition (usually in males) or protection (usually females). Manute holds records for blocking shots, and if you're not careful, he'll block you too!
Pat Manute Boled me by hitting on the same breezy I was talking to.

Pat was Manuted by the girl's overly concerned friend.
Manute Bol by Manute Bol January 13, 2008

Manute Bowl 

The unselfish act of packing a large amount of marihuana in a pipe-bowl.
Stoner: Na these dudes were ballers man! they kept packing Manute Bowls of kush all night long!
Manute Bowl by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

manute bol 

1. basketball player who blocked the most shots per minute ever

2. in foosball when 7 sequential, defensive blocks occur (fooses) between two adjacent opposing lines of players
foose, foose, foose, foose, foose, foose, manute bol. bitch!
manute bol by the dudeness December 10, 2008

manute bol 

7 sequential, defensive blocks (fooses) in foosball between two adjacent opposing lines of players.
foos, foos, foos, foos, foos, foos, MANUTE BOL!!!!!!!!
manute bol by the dudeness December 9, 2008