Malakhi 

Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .

Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)

Malakhi by Baddie714 April 16, 2019

Malakhi 

Malakhi is the sweetest, smartest, fastest, strongest person you will ever meet. He is objectively the most strong will human being on the planet and will do anything for a friend. He also generally tends to like the color green. He is a big flirt, and is good at it. He’s the kinda person who would take on Thanos and Darkseid at the same time and win in order to same his girlfriend. He likes Batman. He can be a hardcore, serious guy, or funny and Immature, or he can be sentimental, heartfelt, and loving. He is intelligent, and sometimes uses big words that he has to explain to people. He is a once in a lifetime chance to get, so if you meet a Malakhi, it’s the best person you’ll meet.

I love you, Malakhi!

Malakhi by Dogggz13 February 18, 2019

Malakhi 

Malakhi is the best looking person your ever going to meet his eyes are deep hazel and is vey sporty and competitive he gets all the girls and gets alotif pussy

You see Malakhi he so cute

Malakhi by Higletypiglety October 29, 2019

Malakhi 

a word used for no apparent reason, this word is used by a Fat Mali who cant spell! ! !

Shut up U malakhi

Malakhi by Paki April 7, 2003

Malakhi 

Malakhi the boy every girl ending up liking at least once. A homie hopper and a bunch of other things but boy is that kid athletic. But also a heart breaking while have you thinking and sleepless nights just to not text you and check up on you he’ll regret that.

Did you see how fast Malakhi ran?

Malakhi by Leah Bustos September 28, 2025

Malaki 

The type of guy that makes you smile without trying. He also has a big fat cock.

Damnnn Malaki has a big cock

Malaki by savvey9 October 9, 2021

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007