8 definitions by Paki

he was quarterback for the Miami Dolphins from 1983-1999. he was the best pure passer in the game. he's arguably the greatest quarterback of all time. he owns every major quarterback record in the NFL, and is at least in the top 10 of most of the other QB records. he only went to the superbowl once and lost in 1984. however, for 17 seasons he never complained or asked to be traded despite the fact that his team had no other playmaker other than him, no running game, and no defense. he's second in career wins with 147 (john elway had 148).
if dan marino was on the 49ers instead of joe montana, he would have won every superbowl in the 80s.

if dan marino had terrell davis in the backfield like john elway did, there'd be no reason to have an NFL season in the 90s.

don't let anyone say marino wasn't a clutch performer. no QB in nfl history has more game-winning or game-tying drives coming in the last 2 minutes than number 13.
by Paki December 18, 2004
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1.) the baddest man on the planet
2.) at one point had honor
3.) indian kid who looks black, talks white, and sees asians 56 percent of the time.
that pavan hari walked by me the other day and i'd say he's lost a step or two.
by Paki December 15, 2004
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1.) arguably the greatest RA in mesa court history
2.) an excellent human being
3.) the original funka-tron
marie paulo is all grown up now.
by Paki December 16, 2004
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the greatest boxer of this modern-day generation. yeah tarver beat him. he beat tarver the first time. tarver will never be able to accomplish what roy did (4 belts in 4 different divisions). the division jumping cost him at his age (35) and he lost a fight or two he shouldn't have, but he'll be back with a vengeance because he is Sugar Ray Robinson reborn.
roy jones jr. is the best boxer pound for pound.
by Paki April 13, 2005
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Yeah right soumia....watevaaaa!!
by Paki June 10, 2003
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a word used for no apparent reason, this word is used by a Fat Mali who cant spell! ! !
by Paki April 7, 2003
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scariest place to be alone in scunthorpe . ghetto and full of crime . natural habitat of drug dealing , greasy takeaways , spooky foreigners and chavs . syringes and needles at every lamp post . diverse in the sense of different choices of alcohol at every corner shop . enter at your own risk .
"wanna go eat at that fake halal kfc ?"
"on frod road ? im alright thanks"
by Paki September 3, 2022
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