Macrocock

The opposite of a micropenis.

"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."

Macrocock by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017

Microcuck 

verb.

When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.

John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")

Bob has just been microcucked.

Microcuck by Buttercastle April 18, 2018

microcock

Bill Gates.

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.

microcock by amnca November 5, 2003

macrocosm

The entire world or the universe.

We live in a macrocosm opposed to living in our own world. See microcosm and wobblotocrosm

macrocosm by Alisha July 8, 2004

machocockification 

a hankering, craving or fixation for big, muscular and veiny cocks

machocockification i've got this machocockification that i can't get out of my system! i need a machocock up my ass right now!

machocockification by spudspunk September 9, 2010

microcock

A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.

-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.

microcock by uranmfer329 July 19, 2005

MarioCock 

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

MarioCock by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008