MacroBat 

Is also known as: ^v^
Is a common Macro for a bat.
He is also known as "Macro Bat"

Macro Bat is also known for disrupting a conversation for randomly appearing, though his dream is to fly in real life, he is forever trapped online, but always keeps a smile on his face.
He enjoys flying into conversations, random YTMND sites, and emails.
His favorite thing to do is listen to 80's and 90's music and heavily dislikes rap because of the bass.

^v^ MacroBat

Philip: Today I got a Nintendo Wii, though a PS3 would be nice I just don't have 640 dollars."
Dani: I'm sorry.
Philip: It's alright, I have an xbo ^v^...
Dani: Ugh, MacroBat.

MacroBat by Hmmsphil April 10, 2007

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

Macrobate (v.) 

To rely excessively on macros to do your work for you, often at the expense of common sense. (see also, macrobation, macrobater).

"Rudy, you really should stop macrobating; you'll go blind."

Macrobate (v.) by King Mob June 10, 2004

microbate 

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

microbate by b-hen April 22, 2009

macromate

To make yourslef an item of clothing. To sew pieces of clothing together. The art of being awesome with clothes. To make your own clothes out of older ones. First used in the forty year old virgin. It comes from the nordic word scrupulate meaning combination.

Bruno macromated himself a pair of jean shorts. The rr likes to macromate stuff.

macromate by the red rockets bffl December 13, 2009

macrobater

A Person who macrobates.

Hey Betty, our boy is a macrobater since you hired the new baby sitter.

macrobater by jeffbo April 6, 2009

macrobater

a person who masturbates to macaroni and cheese, even just pictures of it.

Dwayne is a total macrobater, this one time we caught him masturbating to scooby-doo mac'n'cheese in his office.

macrobater by Big jZ3d3 December 23, 2010