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Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Machete momma
A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
Mashael
She's smart, beautiful, amazing.
Everyone wants to be her. They're jealous and mesmerized by the amount of beauty she contains inside out.
Funny when things are serious, responable when she has to be, most importantly she's there when you need her the most.
Everyone loves her because of how pure and innocent she is.
Everyone wants to be her. They're jealous and mesmerized by the amount of beauty she contains inside out.
Funny when things are serious, responable when she has to be, most importantly she's there when you need her the most.
Everyone loves her because of how pure and innocent she is.
Macheteraped
When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018
MAchar AZA #1887
A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)
"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"
MAchar AZA #1887 by BennyG3 April 26, 2017