Krauthammer
An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."
Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."
Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009
Krautfunding
A combination of the words Kraut and crowdfunding.
Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.
Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.
Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."
Krautfunding by thijzert December 29, 2012
King kraM
1. (Proper Noun)
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.
2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.
2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.
Ex. (Proper Noun)
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."
Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."
Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."
Jar of Kraut
Jar of Kraut by TimboSlice262 January 4, 2017