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Kabloowie 

The act of ejaculating or climaxing during sexual intercourse with a female. The action is often associated with a perplexing or mirthful facial expression by the male, as he empties his manload into his female counterpart.
John: "Did you get lucky last night with that girl from the bar?"

Steve: "You know it! I took her back to my place and went KABLOOWIE all up inside her."

John: "Nice. Probably the first time you haven't gicked early."
Kabloowie by The BodySquared April 18, 2011
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Kablooie 

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated
Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!
Kablooie by Peetor! March 4, 2005

kafloobie 

When a male retracts his penis from a vagina after cumming, and his dick goes limp.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: I kafloobied man. She's definitely not calling me back.
kafloobie by KandiMeetsBuggy July 10, 2010

Kabloogie 

The act of smoking crack, crack, cooking crack or a crack addicted individual.
Whew, thats a real kabloogie, my ears wont stop ringin.

Look at those damn kabloogiers over there.

Stop lookin out the blinds you damn kabloogiers.
Kabloogie by chroncat101 August 25, 2010

Kablowzer 

A hearty Blowjob. A type of fallatio that satisfies the recipient but leaves him bewildered, asking for more.
I heard that she gives a great Kablowzer!
Kablowzer by A Pantanella April 27, 2008

kablooted 

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.
DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!
kablooted by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

kaboobies 

boobs on an uffy. they are so magnificent and grand that the word boobs is an understatement. they are round and beautiful. also highly bouncey. when exposed you hear all the angels sing. they are sure to make all who witness this lovely sight, shed a tear.
buffy: "fluffy's big bouncey kaboobies were the hit of the
party."

muffy: "i know. when i put them in my moouth, i
heard the angels sing."

fluffy: "oh tanks you gays!!"
kaboobies by robyn cason February 28, 2008