Juando 

variant of the Spanish name, Juan which translates from the Hebrew as "gift from God." Men nicknamed Juando are often also referred to as "Mr. Juanderful." Ladies, if you happen to find yourself a Juando, you definitely need to jump at the chance cuz odds are "Juan in a Million" that you'll find another man who's as attentive, caring, tender, kind and good in bed as a Juando. Guys named Juando also happen to be rather erudite and significantly more intelligent than your average Juan.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.

Joe: Did you see the newest Dos Equis commercial with The Most Interesting Man in the World? He was snowboarding down Mt. Everest with a hottie on each arm!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!

Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!

Juando by jellybean67 February 10, 2010

Juandingo 

A mexican man with a very large penis, who pleases women with the first 6in and then slides the remaining 5in and slays that pussy.

That girl better be careful that juandingo is going to destroy her.

Juandingo by RealtalkG April 27, 2017

Juanjo 

The name only the best people have. When having this name you can do whatever you want and be the best at it. Every girl will want you.

bob hey whats your name?

Juanjo The names juanjo.

bob Coolest name ever we should hang out!

Juanjo whats your name?

bob Bob?

Juanjo What a crappy name. you don't deserve to talk.

Juanjo by alkf10 June 8, 2009

juancock 

a nickname for Jeon Jungkook of bts, the nickname implying that jungkook has a big dick.

Damn juancock can dick me down any day of the week.

juancock by jnopejiminssi October 9, 2019

Juanjose

The nicest boy you'd ever meet. Sweet, and knows when something is wrong and will be there for you through it all. Needs to be cherished for eternity because they are just that amazing. Careful, you might just fall in love! And if you do, then be ready for gentle cuddles and holding hands and other cute things.

"Get yoself a gotdamn Juanjose!"

Juanjose by a fuckin pinto bean June 3, 2018

jundorian 

when a man wants to have sex with a women in a dirty way. the man takes a big brown steamy pile of shit on the women's vagina and proceedes to have sex with the shit.
there other versions of it like tandoorian, troydorian

RAY RAY" hey man you know beth like from down the street?"
TOMMY" yes that sexy bitch i gave her a big jundorian "
RAY RAY"what?! fuck man i had sex with her now that explain why my dick came out brown and smelly fuck "

jundorian by hamelt November 18, 2013

Juandale Pringle 

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.

Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit

Juandale Pringle by drfriedrice April 16, 2022