John Marston 

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.

Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"

John Marston by Snake142 February 3, 2019

John Marston 

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

John Marston by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

John Marston 

The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella

John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.

John Marston by Stephan Q June 24, 2010

John Marston 

1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.

John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.

John Marston by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023

John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

John Marston’d by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 8, 2026

classic john marston theme 

the best music in the red dead serries

A:did you play the epilage of red dead redemption 2
B:no
A; becasse they reused the classic john marston theme in it

classic john marston theme by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

John Marstoned by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021