Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.

That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

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Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

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good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

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When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

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Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

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You look jizztastic today!

Jizztastic by lolicakes February 26, 2011

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word used to describe something that is really amazing

dude that hot tub was jizztastic.

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a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

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