Janke 

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.

Janke by RaptorHayzus May 7, 2009

Janke 

Something that is off or not quite right.
Weird

The whole thing seemed janke to me.

Janke by Cowhead June 30, 2016

janke 

skanky and messed up

That is some kind of janke skirt she's got on.

janke by Rob Brinson January 22, 2007

janke 

adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms

'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'

janke by Robert Lewis Marley October 15, 2008

Janke 

Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.

"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."

Janke by Stacey P. March 9, 2008

janke 

Confuses ambition and drive with being a cunt.

Stop being such a janke.

janke by c-unt May 19, 2004

Janke 

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.

Janke by RaptorHayzus May 7, 2009