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U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
Jakie Chu by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019
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U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
Jakie Chu by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019
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