Implain 

The antithesis of 'explain'. To explain is to simply. Implanation, on the other hand, complicates an an idea even further.

My friend Ms. B is an over-thinker; if I ask her to explain some things, she implains it.

Implain by BabuGeorge May 6, 2019

Implanon 

A small, thin, hormonal contraceptive that is implanted under the skin and effective for up to three years. It was approved in July, 2006 by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

Similar to Depo-provera, except instead of mega doses of hormones every 3 months, you get a small dose every day. Supposed to cause less side effects than depo. Supposedly the most effective birth control aside from pure abstinence.

Discreet, you can feel it after it's been implanted, but can't see it.

She didn't want any babies so she used Implanon, it's working great so far.

Implanon by A man with no children August 16, 2007

Impalin 

a word used to describe any example of an instance where a politician makes a move that should be politically (and solely politically) beneficial but backfires. Most recent, this term has been used in discussion of McCain’s choice to nominate Sarah Palin as his VP.

Past tense: "impalined"

John McCain will feel silly for impalin‘ himself with that VP pick!
I hope the Republicans get mad at John McCain for his impalin‘ decision to choose Governor Palin.
He lost the election by impalin‘ himself because he made that single decision.

Impalin by Impalin October 23, 2008

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

implants 

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

implants by stooptard September 6, 2003

breast implants 

fake tits

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.

breast implants by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

impaling 

the act of forcing a sharp object through the body until it reaches the other side

The man got bamboo growing through his body , the excutioner was traumatized after

impaling him

impaling by mlqrt February 25, 2017