Illidan Stormrage
This is the story of Illidan Stormrage, the BetrayED. Warning: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
Long story short:
He was always in the shade of his brother Malfurion.
The Highborne were having the usual arcane magic orgy with their queen Azshara but then cuz they were too loud Sargeras and the Burning Legion heard, and came to have some fun too. Did I say fun? I mean demon invasion annihilating all life. Illidan was trying to impress this girl, Tyrande, so he pretends to be on the side of the Legion, and was granted some sick demon powers which he used to save the world, but with that the Well of Eternity (aka queen's former private swimming pool for magic orgies) was destroyed. Tyrande wasn't impressed tho, and she went and slept with Illidan's brother. Illidan tried making a new well, but was imprisoned cuz his bro said that's bad. Oh, did I forget to say the night elves planet a tree on top of that new Well illidan made and the whole race, like, Gained immortality? Yeah.
So, the legion comes again and Illidan helped, but he touched a weird skull and gained badass demonic power... Tyrande was like "Not Cool." and they sentenced him to death. He ran away into Outland. He was looking for a way to defeat the legion with his bestie/boyfriend Kael'Thas the "This is merely a setback" guy. Then at some point he was killed by 10 to 25 random adventures who Tyrande hired.
Long story short:
He was always in the shade of his brother Malfurion.
The Highborne were having the usual arcane magic orgy with their queen Azshara but then cuz they were too loud Sargeras and the Burning Legion heard, and came to have some fun too. Did I say fun? I mean demon invasion annihilating all life. Illidan was trying to impress this girl, Tyrande, so he pretends to be on the side of the Legion, and was granted some sick demon powers which he used to save the world, but with that the Well of Eternity (aka queen's former private swimming pool for magic orgies) was destroyed. Tyrande wasn't impressed tho, and she went and slept with Illidan's brother. Illidan tried making a new well, but was imprisoned cuz his bro said that's bad. Oh, did I forget to say the night elves planet a tree on top of that new Well illidan made and the whole race, like, Gained immortality? Yeah.
So, the legion comes again and Illidan helped, but he touched a weird skull and gained badass demonic power... Tyrande was like "Not Cool." and they sentenced him to death. He ran away into Outland. He was looking for a way to defeat the legion with his bestie/boyfriend Kael'Thas the "This is merely a setback" guy. Then at some point he was killed by 10 to 25 random adventures who Tyrande hired.
Illidan Stormrage by NightBaws July 7, 2016
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