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Crime against Humanities 

1. A work of literature, art, philosophy, or other discipline that is covered in the study of Humanities that is detrimental to human society and culture.

2. The actual element of the aforementioned work that makes it detrimental to human society.
1. Dude, I just read Twilight, and it didn't just suck, it was a Crime against Humanities.

2. The way her irresponsible writing glorifies horrible relationships is definately a Crime against Humanities.

Humanitis Plurificus

The Idea that the Earth is merely a cell in a much larger body, and that humans are the parts of a potentially deadly virus that has infected the Earth cell. The main belief in this Ideology is that the true human purpose is to breed and the destroy the Earth. This belief is mainly based upon the fact that the only other subject that goes into an area, bleeds it of its resources, multiplies and leaves, are, in fact, viruses. It is believed that space travel is simply the carrier that will aid us in escaping the planet one we render it perfectly resources-less and useless. All diseases that effect Humans and actually just Immune responses of this highly advanced being that we are planted within. All other animals are other parasites that are not deadly, like those found in a human body. It is believed that we are right about most things we have decided are fact, but that the explanation for why they happened are flawed as are many of the details. For one the big bang theory is correct, however their was matter before it happened, just not a body (AKA the universe). In fact the big bang was just the collision of a sperm and egg that quickly formed the body that we now call the universe. Also, the universe is in fact expanding, and can be explained almost to simply. The body is still growing. It is believed that those who recycle and have other habits to "save the planet" are defective viruses that go against what its original purpose was, to destroy the cell. It is believed that the cell will be depleted of its resources in an epic battle between the viruses that know their purpose and the defective viruses, in which only two will survive, which will pilot a space craft onto another cell, most likely Mars, and begin breeding, thus starting the cycle all over again.
Have you heard of Humanitis Plurificus? Its got way more proof than Religion man!!

humanities 

Cultural studies, history, geography, economics, sociology, psycholgy, anthropology, religion studies, philosophy and anything related to this field
Humanities are basically about Man and Society
humanities by HappyHippie January 15, 2007

humanitity 

A species of mostly brainless boobs, easily cleaved by mask mandates and vaccines, which is observed regularly by intelligent beings for entertainment. They are rumored to have arisen when a trumpityload splashed onto a blueberry syrup soaked muffin at Epstein's famous island.
Oh look! Humanitity has plowed all of the farm fields so that the topsoil can escape into the sea! Oh look! Humanitity has cut down the carbon – sink forest to produce junk mail that no one reads and overloads the landfill!
humanitity by fukleberimounds_guy January 18, 2022

humanities 

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.
Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
humanities by Ben September 8, 2006

Humanities Faggot Trap 

The process of naming a subject or action based on ridiculous motives or arbitrary guidelines.
The idea of Urban Dictionary is a giant Humanities Faggot Trap.