Hovis 

another word for bisexual... as in Hovis "best of both" (the bread)

my science teacher is deffinitly hovis

Hovis by Dan Ceiley January 7, 2006

Hovis 

As in "Hovis best of Both", meaning a mixed-race person with a black father and a white mother.

Yo, that guy is fuck ugly, I bet he ain't hovis.

Hovis by eeble May 13, 2011

hovis 

ur main friend in ur gang: homie, nigga, brother

just chillin wif ma hovis ya'll

hovis by Aled Roberts April 3, 2004

Hovis 

From Hovis' famous bread tagline 'the best of both - white with all the goodness of brown' it can either refer to a sexual partner of mixed race or commonly a girl whose vagina is so tight having sex with her feels as good as anal sex.

Isn't that the girl that went back with you the other night?

Indeed

What was she like?

She's Hovis

Hovis by TwoPies November 21, 2011

hovis 

adj. Dead, deceased.

From Cockney rhyming slang: Brown bread=dead. Hovis is noted for producing wholemeal bread.

"If your parachute doesn't open at 10,000 feet-- you'll be hovis"

hovis by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008

hovis 

london ('townie') slang for an arsenal supporter.

Up the arsenal ? up the hovis!

hovis by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Hovis 

Hovis is a word meaning "unwholesome" or basically not good for the soul.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch that program on cannibalism last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! Hey I like eating human flesh, I think!
Guy 1: Dude! That ain't Hovis!!!
Guy 1 walks off...

Hovis by Oliver November 5, 2004