Before reading letter:
News on my computer? This is what
I've been excited about. I
can't wait to start using my computer again.
After reading letter:
Himmler, you scalper. He says he didn't fix my computer. Instead, he
replaced it with a bunch of parts that aren't usable.
The rant:
Himmler... CURSE YOU FOR DESTROYING MY COMPUTER, HIMMLER!