Hilgert

The tip of a whale's penis. Similar to a dork. But, it's actually a part of a dork. Native to the Santa Fe region, and full of random ass comments. Loved my many people. But crazy as bat shit.

Damn, look at ol' Hilgert over there. He's crazy as hell!

Hilgert by SallyandSteven July 19, 2011

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John Hilgert

Lana's or @hulmelio on tiktok brother

Rest in peace John Hilgert

John Hilgert by Andrea.k December 2, 2021

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Hilbert AIDS

A disease rapidly spreading throughout the SUNY Albany campus and surrounding area. Very contagious, can be spread by blood, semen, even saliva. All you need to do is kiss someone to get the HAIDS.

I made out with that girl and now through a chain of 6 people I have the Hilbert AIDS!

Hilbert AIDS by HAIDS Researcher January 20, 2009

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Hilbert Space

Named for its putative inventor, mathematician David Hilbert (who some claim found the solutions for Einstein's equations before "L'il Albie" did himself), Hilbert Space is a concept which has been often applied in mathematics, quantum mechanics, and in general metaphysics (for instance, concepts like "parallel universes").

In short, a Hilbert Space is a mathematical construct such that within any plenum of n-dimensional spaces there exists an infinite number of said Hilbert Spaces (subsumed within an n+1 dimensional superset). Fancifully, science fiction writers point to the infinite plurality of 4D Hilbert Spaces that could exist within our "normal" 5D continuum, and suggest that each such Hilbert Space may really exist and that these Hilbert Spaces could be engendered by time-travel to the past. Thus, each 4D Hilbert Space in a 5D superset of "Universes" could possess a unique history, entirely different from all other universes contained within the 5D "Universe".

Mozart's 14th Symphony (K. 114, composed c. 1774) contains encrypted fragments of instrumental speech synthesis (in English) which describe an alternate Universe History (different from our Universe), where Nicholas Meyler was President of the United States, and where Princeton University is mocked for its intellectual feebleness (possibly due to some degree of idolatry for Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which Mozart proved to have loopholes and flaws 130 years before Einstein even published it as "The Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies").

Deciphering Mozart's musical cryptography provides physical evidence that Hilbert Spaces may be entirely real, and not merely imaginary constructs.

Hilbert Space by Epeefencer April 10, 2009