Heefus 

alternative for shart.

1. After eating my fill at Taco Bell, I heefused.
2. By brother Bill is a ferocious heefus

Heefus by arz May 3, 2007

herfus 

an extreamly hariy anus.

he has a herfus.

herfus by jim October 29, 2003

Heefs 

Frustration attained from the stupidity of others. Either from them holding you up or screwing up something you did properly.

Alternative: Heefed up. Heefing. On the heefs.

"Yo. The IT department took 3 hours to migrate my email account. I just rebooted and I STILL can't send messages. They giving me the heefs over here."

"Man, my girl got me heefed. I had all my stuff laid out like I like it and when I got home from work, she changed it all up."

Heefs by kepjl20 September 21, 2011

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! 

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! by Matt December 23, 2003

Heenus 

Unworthy of appreciation, bad, not done well.

My eyebrows are so heenus today 😂

Or

The way you’ve written this letter is so heenus..

Heenus by Starbbyxo September 6, 2018