Handipoon 

1) A handicapped female confined to a wheelchair.

2) A handicapped female that is drunk and or passes out.

Nathan: See that girl in that wheelchair?

David: Yeah man, that's handipoon.

Handipoon by Nick BG Brown January 2, 2009

Handiproof

When something is designed specifically to make access difficult for people, normal or otherwise, thus making them appear handicap.

Can be used as a verb or adjective.

Person 1: Why is this CD case so hard to open!?
Person 2: Oh, they've handiproofed it to prevent theft.

Handiproof by twotonnes December 18, 2011

handphone 

Konglish

handphone means Mobile or cellular phone

what is your handphone number?

handphone by Malcom.B June 23, 2010

Handiphone 

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.

Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!

Handiphone by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009

Handspooge 

1.A liquid that is produced by a males testies.

2.Semen, caused to leave body due to penis being jerked off my a hand.

Ducktape watched Kimmykakes and got Handspooge everywhere.

Handspooge by Morgan G September 5, 2008

handporn 

porn of the hand instead of genitals.

I LOVE HANDPORN!

handporn by GODFREY! March 8, 2009

handyphoning 

way of communicating to a peer who is sitting right next to you by putting your hand to your ear like a phone and having a conversation with them.

Katy: Hey Kelsie pick up your phone!
Kelsie: Hey katy! Whats up?
Teacher: What are you doing?
Kelsie and Katy: What does it look like? We are handyphoning! Duh!

handyphoning by Carly!!! February 20, 2009