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Second hand porn
Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"
Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
Second hand porn by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011
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handpon
Homosexual it derived from hambone henry.
left-hand porn
(noun) A category of adult media that strays far enough from the viewer's established norms that continued use of the dominant hand would feel like an endorsement. Unwilling to stop, yet equally unwilling to be fully implicated, the viewer transfers operations to the non-dominant hand, achieving what researchers call "plausible deniability from oneself."
The practice rests on the widely held and entirely unexamined belief that the right hand is the hand of record: it signs mortgages and shakes your father-in-law's hand, and must be kept out of this. The left hand has no reputation to protect and has seen worse.
The defining feature is the moment of conscious transfer, typically accompanied by a brief pause, a glance at the door, and the thought "okay, but just this once."
Usage notes: For left-handed individuals the term is inverted. The ambidextrous operate without any moral framework whatsoever and should not be trusted.
Generalized usage: The "porn" may be dropped and the term applied to any event, decision, or behavior a few steps past normal, something you witnessed or took part in but would prefer not to have on your permanent record. Functions as an adjective: "left-hand."
The practice rests on the widely held and entirely unexamined belief that the right hand is the hand of record: it signs mortgages and shakes your father-in-law's hand, and must be kept out of this. The left hand has no reputation to protect and has seen worse.
The defining feature is the moment of conscious transfer, typically accompanied by a brief pause, a glance at the door, and the thought "okay, but just this once."
Usage notes: For left-handed individuals the term is inverted. The ambidextrous operate without any moral framework whatsoever and should not be trusted.
Generalized usage: The "porn" may be dropped and the term applied to any event, decision, or behavior a few steps past normal, something you witnessed or took part in but would prefer not to have on your permanent record. Functions as an adjective: "left-hand."
Examples:
"What'd you end up watching last night?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Bro."
"It was left-hand porn, all right? The right hand can never know."
"Did you see Kevin put ranch on his pancakes?"
"Damn, man, that was some left-hand shit."
See also: incognito mode, clearing your history twice, staring at the ceiling afterward
"What'd you end up watching last night?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Bro."
"It was left-hand porn, all right? The right hand can never know."
"Did you see Kevin put ranch on his pancakes?"
"Damn, man, that was some left-hand shit."
See also: incognito mode, clearing your history twice, staring at the ceiling afterward
left-hand porn by DrJaySon September 18, 2026
left-hand porn
(noun) A category of adult media that strays far enough from the viewer's established norms that continued use of the dominant hand would feel like an endorsement. Unwilling to stop, yet equally unwilling to be fully implicated, the viewer transfers operations to the non-dominant hand, achieving what researchers call "plausible deniability from oneself."
The practice rests on the widely held and entirely unexamined belief that the right hand is the hand of record: it signs mortgages and shakes your father-in-law's hand, and must be kept out of this. The left hand has no reputation to protect and has seen worse.
The defining feature is the moment of conscious transfer, typically accompanied by a brief pause, a glance at the door, and the thought "okay, but just this once."
Usage notes: For left-handed individuals the term is inverted. The ambidextrous operate without any moral framework whatsoever and should not be trusted.
Generalized usage: The "porn" may be dropped and the term applied to any event, decision, or behavior a few steps past normal, something you witnessed or took part in but would prefer not to have on your permanent record. Functions as an adjective: "left-hand."
The practice rests on the widely held and entirely unexamined belief that the right hand is the hand of record: it signs mortgages and shakes your father-in-law's hand, and must be kept out of this. The left hand has no reputation to protect and has seen worse.
The defining feature is the moment of conscious transfer, typically accompanied by a brief pause, a glance at the door, and the thought "okay, but just this once."
Usage notes: For left-handed individuals the term is inverted. The ambidextrous operate without any moral framework whatsoever and should not be trusted.
Generalized usage: The "porn" may be dropped and the term applied to any event, decision, or behavior a few steps past normal, something you witnessed or took part in but would prefer not to have on your permanent record. Functions as an adjective: "left-hand."
"What'd you end up watching last night?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Bro."
"It was left-hand porn, all right? The right hand can never know."
"Did you see Kevin put ranch on his pancakes?"
"Damn, man, that was some left-hand shit."
See also: incognito mode, clearing your history twice, staring at the ceiling afterward
"Don't worry about it."
"Bro."
"It was left-hand porn, all right? The right hand can never know."
"Did you see Kevin put ranch on his pancakes?"
"Damn, man, that was some left-hand shit."
See also: incognito mode, clearing your history twice, staring at the ceiling afterward
left-hand porn by DrJaySon September 18, 2026
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