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hairorrist 

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.
Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large
hairorrist by coocho December 14, 2010

Hairography 

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

Hairorexia 

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.
-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."
Hairorexia by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012
street word for heroin,

pronounced in ethnic neiborhoods " hair-ron"
i got hooked on hairon
hairon by schackdaddy April 23, 2006

hairiolae 

nipples surrounded by hairs (either male or female)
Hairiolae in women is an affliction which can and should be treated as a part of regular grooming.
hairiolae by Duke Dillon March 1, 2014

Hairodynamic 

A hair style that allows air to flow easily over
The most hairodynamic hairstyle of all is to be bald.
Hairodynamic by Hot Carl 1024 November 17, 2014