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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

Greenpeace

The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.

Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."

Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
Greenpeace by TheHereticTheory January 2, 2011

Greenfield International School 

Greenfield International School aka GIS pronounced 'jizz' by the students. Absolute pigsty. Crappy little school in the middle of Dubai. All the students are genuinely depressed, a good 50% are definitely sociopaths. The other 50% are either nicotine addicts that hide out in the bathroom, try-hards that tear up over getting a level 6, chamaks who think they're the shit cause they know how to use the word wallah, or all of the above. If you go to Greenfield, I'm sorry I know it's hard. I would say you can get through it if you stay strong, but even that probably won't help much. But we're all in it for the education, right!? (not that the education's any good either).
"Yeah I go to that shithole Greenfield International School"
"Oh my god you poor thing. Sit down, have some water"

Greenfield, Indiana 

This is the worst place to live on the east side of Indianapolis. Considered the worst school system and the most ridiculous discipline system. Full of wannabe white kids who think they black but hate black people. Think they hard and in a gang because they listen to blueface and post videos of them smoking pot. Cops harass you for no reason, get in trouble for the littlest things and only focuses on getting teenagers in trouble. Even the most ghetto place in indiana is so much better than this bumfuck town.
Person 1: “yo im straight from Greenfield, Indiana! dont fw us!”
Person 2: “Bro you are white u are nothing”
Greenfield, Indiana by very krusty December 13, 2019

Greenfield International School 

A fucking shit OUTDOOR school. In the middle of the desert. Retarded school with depressed students. Tell your parents you need to transfer immediately if you go to this school. If you don’t, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Person 1: “I go to Greenfield International School”
Person 2: “Get the fuck out

Emery Greenfields 

Unusually small eyeglasses that typically cover only the iris area of the wearer. Inspired by their frequent wearer, Emery Greenfield.
Those glasses are tiny! Damn near Emery Greenfields!
Emery Greenfields by Louber July 23, 2013