Garnett

A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.

"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"

Garnett by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010

Garnett

Giant family origin.

Wow danny your dad must be a Garnett!

Garnett by Yo-Mother December 21, 2008

Garnett

This Name is the coolest name ever! They have the ability to pull the BEST women on the earth. If you meet someone with this as their last name you better treat him right because you'll never meet someone like him again. This dude tends to be very energetic and cool. He has so many friends. But most likely has sever ADHD. He can sometime be very annoying to hid his depression He is facing from the overwhelmingness of life.

Person#1 What's you last name bro
Person#2 Garnett
Person#1 Haha NICE!! That's freaking sick bro

Garnett by IntrepidYT February 19, 2024

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.

I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.

Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018

Garnett Eye Exam

When you are balls deep in a girls mouth, and reach around her back and shove your fist in her ass. Thus causing her eyes yo shoot out of her head.

Garnett eye Exam

Garnett Eye Exam by Monster1985 February 21, 2009

kevin garnett 

synonymous with "pussy". known to start fights and back out of them.

oh look, kevin garnett's fighting the miami heat. oh look, he's backing out.

kevin garnett by suer121290 July 4, 2011

kevin garnett 

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.

1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!

kevin garnett by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006