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A Fucking Stick 

Something meant to look like a Hidden Immunity idol from Survivor. Made by Ozzy Lusth, taken by Jason Siska, and named by Eliza Orlin's iconic quote.
A Fucking Stick by Birdyツ March 6, 2019

fucking stick 

A stick that is used to have sex with, can be used up the vagina, the ass, or the mouth.
Dad: can you hand me my fucking stick
Son: you fucked off 5 times this week!
fucking stick by John Simpson January 4, 2008

Fucking tickle stick 

After the whorendous sexual excapades with a random chick at a bar, you take your morning relief and come to find that your urine tickles as it passes through the man's dick hole. often experienced after unprotected anal sex or blow jobs where the girl was chewing copenhagen tobacco.
Jacob: man I totally fucked a chick last night after I left this bar. She was SO HOT!

Jeremy: Dude you never left with a chick last night, you ended up flirting with a cabbie because you were shit faced.

Jacob: Oh, well now I got a fucking tickle stick dude! what the hell happend?

Jeremy: The cabbie probably had some copenhagen tobacco.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick 

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

fucking sick

When the word sick doesn't fully explain the sheer awesomeness of a certain thing, condition, or situation. It is used to expand on the popular term by expressing how something is actually sick to mind bottling proportions.
babe: "goddamn, that mustache is fucking sick"
fucking sick by majorpeda February 26, 2009

im sick of your fucking shit cunt

your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit