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Frosted Log 

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.
My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log
Frosted Log by Aultow August 12, 2014
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frost demon 

Frost Demon - a racist term for white people because they
Originate from cold climates such as Europe ,
Also see Snow roach , pale face , sun dodger

Cave mutant And more recently Yakub's experiments.
White person : I don't take orders from antique farm equipment or napa / north American pavement apes
Let alone Lincoln's mistake .

Black person : that's cool I don't deal with frost demons , snow roaches , pale faces , cave mutants , or sun dodgers

As well as Yakub's experiments .
frost demon by Blu_leef May 9, 2023

FROSTILE 

When the bitter cold makes you angry.
We should warm up in this bar before I get FROSTILE. It's even worse than when I get hangry.
FROSTILE by BoomerJr February 25, 2015

Frostin' 

A word used in place of "chill" or "cool"
Frostin'. You frostin'. He- she- me... frostin'. Frostin'; frostinology; the study of frostin'.

Person 1: "She looks cool."
Person 2: "Yeah, she's frostin'."

"That is so frostin'!"
"Stop trying to make frostin' happen! It's not going to happen!"
Frostin' by hellafrostin May 10, 2014

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.
I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.