Fauxful 

Adj. (combination of Faux and faithful) Used to describe people who claim faith and act accordingly to their own devices in total spite of the teachings they claim to believe in and uphold.

"She claims to be a Catholic, but her actions make her rather Fauxful"

Fauxful by AWSKing October 7, 2012

Fauxful 

Sad, depressing, upsetting

That breakup was so fauxful.

Fauxful by Calyzv_14 March 25, 2024

Fauxflake 

A very sensitive person. Someone who is easily hurt of offended by facts and reason.

Bob is such a fauxflake, he refuses to get the vaccine because he thinks Bill Gates is going to microchip him.

Fauxflake by EvilAlan November 18, 2020

Fauxdultress 

A fauxdultress is a female, usually young, who will pretend to have a boyfriend in an attempt to add mystique to her persona and to lure young men who are enticed by stealing a taken woman. Her native habitat is a bar, usually a small one where the drinks are cheap and men are plenty. She will find any way to meet guys. Most likely though, the fauxdultress will turn to her closest friends. A fauxdultress never fails to get some kind of being with a pulse in her bed.

Look at that girl in the corner with the floral print, tight-fitting dress and black pumps staring down all the business school students with receding hairlines. She is such a fauxdultress.

Fauxdultress by FauxdultressAccomplice December 4, 2010

fauxfusion 

When someone, usually a guy, pretends to be confused when they obviously aren't.

Roland expressed his fauxfusion when his girlfriend asked if he liked her new bohemian hat.

fauxfusion by The deal. February 8, 2010

Fauxfile

Creating a fake profile on a website such as Myspace.com or Manhunt.net for the sole purpose of amusing oneself.

You should see the fauxfile I created the other night. I was a 3-foot tall leprechaun whore coke addict who loves playing YAHTZEE.

Fauxfile by Dan Ambrose February 28, 2008

fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.

Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.

fauxfillment by The BS Express December 11, 2021