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Fartnesia 

1. The act of everyone in the vicinity of an odour of anal origin (OOAO) denying culpability.

2. Smelling a fart in a room/area where one is alone; yet not remembering the sensation of passing any gas.
'Everyone denied that the smell originated with them. Someone must be suffering from Fartnesia!'

'I was in my room when a foul odour of ass gas came across me but I dont remember farting- is there a plate of cheese under my bed or do I have Fartnesia?'
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famnesia 

Memory loss caused by the amount of time since you last visited your family. Usually follows a long holiday visit, then an extended absence.
Jane's visit home last year was a real bummer, but now that it's been awhile she is excited to visit. Guess she developed famnesia.
famnesia by JG percussion March 3, 2011
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Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.
(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!
Fabnesia by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015
Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.
I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.
Fartesian by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013
You don't have any memory of when you fapped for te last time.
"Me":I don't know when I fapped for the last time doctor.
"Doctor": I think you suffer from fapnesia
Fapnesia by Ballzlapper December 5, 2014

facenesia 

I met Joe's friend last night, but now I can't remember what he looks like, goddam facenesia
facenesia by riccardo577 January 13, 2015

Milk of Fagnesia 

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.