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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
Related Words
fapchat Fapch Fapchan Fapchating fapchums facho fach fanch farch facha
Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017
-Free. Freedom. Free one.

-In Teutonic the meaning of the name Fanchon is: Free.
-Fanchon is a French baby name
-The parents named their child Fanchon.
-Fanchons enjoy a life of liberty and personal rights.
Fanchon by SushiLuv January 17, 2015
Noun
A woman’s face. Believed to have originated by guidos in the Jersey Shore area, now heavily used in the upper Midwest. The word derives from how a person of Italian or similar descent would pronounce the English word “face” if they were to read it in their native tongue. The term was originally used only in reference to the face; however, it has also evolved to describe a myriad of other nouns, most notably cigarettes and women’s breasts.
“Wow she’s pretty. She has a beautiful fachay.”
“Look at those huge fachays! They’re almost falling out of her shirt!”
“Dude let’s go outside and smoke a fachay. Maybe there will be some hot fachays out there.”
fachay by ericj69 April 1, 2008

fapaholic 

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.
Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"
fapaholic by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
woman's genitals that tastes like Tabasco sauce and a chai latte combo
Alex: Ian how was that hinge date
Ian: Good but dat Coochie tasted like a Faicha
Faicha by Elder dentist April 29, 2021