FMD 

Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.

A way of expressing something.

FMD that's amazing
FMD the size of those
FMD where you get them?
FMD how much?
FMD you did what?

FMD by stuey_boy May 5, 2008

Fmd 

Fuck me daddy

Will you fmd ?

Fmd by Pikachusbitch December 30, 2016

fmd 

Acronym for 'fuck me dead', often used when abbreviating in text messages, online messenger systems or social networking services such as Facebook, Myspace and so on.

example 1:
girl #1 "fmd, that boy is hot!"
girl #2 "yeah, i'd let him fmd!"

example 2:
boy "this really hot chick invited me to a party tonight, but i have to work. fmd."

fmd by bearcakes91 April 24, 2009

fmd 

An acronym which stands for 'fuck my dick'. A way to express anger, similar to smd.

Sebastion: Dude. You have to help me with my project.

Henry: You know what man? FMD. I don't have to do anything.

Sebastion: Alright man, sorry.

fmd by Sawa. May 21, 2010

FMD 

Fuck My Day. When FML (Fuck my life) is too dramatic and certain things ruin your day, FMD may be more reasonable.

A bird just shit on my head. FMD.

FMD by creatorOfFMD April 4, 2011

Fmd 

Fuck me daddy

Girl: fmd!
Boy: ok!

Fmd by Hoe124 June 3, 2017

Fmd 

Fmd, shorter version of ‘fuck me daddy’

Commonly used when sexting ;)

Bf: what do you want me to do with you ;)

Gf: you know what I want
Bf: no tell me

Gf: I want you to fmd

Fmd by bigbrain:)) August 18, 2020