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Elk Grove High School 

A high school in Elk Grove, California. It's full of hicks, and redneck jokes are taken completely offensively... because the jokes were made about them in the fist place.

Its "Future Farmers of America" program has over a thousand members. That' how much of a hick place it is. Unlike the rest of the local high schools, this school is dominated by white people. Not saying it's a bad thing, as there are 2 other great high schools dominated by whites, however, the people here are REDNECKS in every sense of the word.

It also known for having a great football team. All of the local farmers watch every game since there's nothing to do.
"Dude, did you hear about the football coach over at Elk Grove High School? I heard he got death threats from old farmers for winning only half of their games, and he quit. Yeah, the old coach before him had to take job back." (True story by the way)

Elk Grove High School 

Elk Grove High School is part of Township High School District #214 and is a 4-year public high school. It's mascot is the grenadiers, and the school colors are forest green, new gold, and white.
Elk Grove High School is known for its cheerleading squads.

Elk Grove high school 

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026